”'I just told Max flatly, 'I had laser surgery last week to lighten my birthmark,' as if it was no big deal.
‘Oh yeah?’ he said. Unexpectedly, Max swiveled around, yanked his pants down.
The last thing I thought I had wanted to see tonight was Merc walking out the door. I was wrong. It was this stranger’s rear end.
‘Please don’t tell me this is one of those stripping telegrams?’
Justina Chen, North of Beautiful